LA Times Laugh Lines: Kenny Noble Cortes
June 22, 2002:
LAUGH LINES
By Los Angeles Times
Enrolling Cheaters: "The University of
Arkansas announced it is going to offer a course on Bill Clinton's presidency.
In fact, it is the first class where cheating is actually encouraged." (Jay
Leno)
Danger Lurking: A study found that "West Palm Beach is one
of the U.S.'s most dangerous cities. The study indicated the most dangerous
places in West Palm Beach were some pedestrian crossings, a few dark alleys--and
any polling booth that assumes the voter knows who to vote for." (Kenny Noble
Cortes)
Blame It on the Rain: "According to a scientist at the National Oceanic and
Atmospheric Administration, another El Niņo will hit this part of the world as
early as next month. The announcement has the FBI absolutely thrilled because
for the first time in months, there will be something else to blame for domestic
disasters." (Ira Lawson)
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